"I'm universally recognized as a mature and responsible adult!! ..... Huh, finally a lie too big ....."

I'm 22. Nursing Alumni, RN. Huge geek. Pretty Strange.

My blog consists of reblogs pertaining but not limited to fandom things, cool things, things that make me laugh/smile/happy. I occasionally have an original thought, but more often than not it's me just rambling on about my life and baby animals and hot men so, haha.

I'm always up for a good conversation or to help, so don't be scared to talk to me, I don't bite .... unless you're into that.


They sent me down to work in the the emergency department tonight and I have neVER HAD SO MUCH FUN AT WORK IN MY LIFE.

They’re like, “hey, wanna go put in a foley?” and I was like, “YOU’LL LET ME DO THAT DOWN HERE??????”

(I got it in on my first try. On a demented old woman with a broken hip. Because I’m awesome.)

I saw all kinds of crazy crap and it was GREAT,


Get to know me meme → [3/5] current celebrity crushes → Jeremy Renner

I have a bad sweet tooth. I’m pretty good when I have to eat well for work, but otherwise, I could eat a whole roll of raw cookie dough.

Anonymous asked
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material


I want to be a mature adult and work and make a name for myself and become successful but I also want to lie face down on the floor and eat ice cream in my pajamas all day and never go outside do you see my dilemma.

(Source: antipurity)


CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND? Because this is my favorite part in the whole movie. Mulan is back to wearing traditionally feminine clothing, and Shan Yu is mocking her “Looks like you’re out of ideas.”

BUT Mulan is all FUCK NO and disarms that asshole with a GODDAMN SYMBOL OF FEMININITY.


(Source: tomhazeldine)


This makes me extremely content.

(Source: vinebox)

Dylan O’Brien wins for Break Through Actor at the 2014 Young Hollywood Awards.

Dylan O’Brien wins for Break Through Actor at the 2014 Young Hollywood Awards.

(Source: jordansparrishs)




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